Even though sunflower oil’s made from sunflowers, baby oil isn't made out of babies.
Hamsters aren't made of ham.
Porcupines aren't made out of pork or pine.
Whales don’t come from Wales. But then, what does?
Toilet paper isn't made for cleaning your toilet. It should be called bum paper. Or at least arse tissue.
Peas don’t make you pee. Ironically, peas make you poo. They should be called puu. Beer makes you pee. Beer should be called peas. Coffee should be called "non-alcoholic peas".
Also, never put things in your urethra. Ever. No good can come of it.