I went to the zoo on Friday. Well - more accurately raced around the zoo, chasing various children as they sped past.
Children I'd brought with me, I mean. This isn't that kind of story.
Anyway, collapsing on a bench while the family ransacked the gift shop, I noticed a hyena, grinning at me.
"What are you smiling about?" I said. "All you do is wait around for lions to kill something, then sneak up and eat it while they're asleep. You're basically crows that are too stupid to fly. So why so cheerful?"
"Well," said the hyena, "you've gotta laugh."
Jonathan Mills over 9 years ago
Thanks for the kind words.
Horrorshow over 9 years ago
Absolutely love the title of the drabble.
Jonathan Mills over 9 years ago
Yes, think the title works better than the drabble tbh. Thanks.