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Ug worked it out. Ug seen uh – add toes – this many winters. Ug due some new year’s – um stuff.
1– Zor in next valley invent wheel. Now Zor have own mammoth. Zor always bully Ug at hunter school. Ug invent – uh, trapezoid. Yeah.
2 – Get wife. Woman run fast. Ug learn traps.
3 – Ug hairy. Unsightly under Ug’s summer cloth. Go see Immac in plains. Get product.
4 – Mammoth tasty but large. Tiger tasty but hurt. Lizard stringy. Invent chicken.
5 – Mum always say need make something of self so - elocution lessons.

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