Broken Cell

"My Lord Satan. We, er, have a problem with one of the prisoners."

"Oh?"

"Yes sire. L'Oxonor is refusing to enter the cell. He says that, er, the prisoner has broken it."

"Broken it? How?"

"The prisoner realised that he was in a simulation as part of his perpetual, and eternal, torture sire. He has... Hacked it sire."

"So what has he done?"

"He has, er, I don't know how to say it sire..."

"Spit it out!"

"Yes sire. It appears that he has created a new Universe, with himself as the creator."

"Damnation! Damn, fucking, shit fuck, Software engineers!"