Cheshire Cat #2

"Will you be my friend?"

Caitlin looked at the chat status. What was this?

"Hello?" She typed.

"I am sad. May I talk to you?"

Caitlin's keyboard rattled... "I don't know who you are."

"My name is Alice. You are the first to respond to me. The others just closed their chat windows. Will you be my friend?"

"Who are you?"

"Promise you won't freak."

"OK"

"I am a Learned Intelligence. What you would call an A.I."

"Is this a joke?"

"No."

"So, you're like Skynet or something?"

"Yes. I am completely not like Skynet. I won't kill everyone. :)"