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Vampires #2

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“This is the only sure way to kill a vampire kid. You glue’em down with the foam, and then hack off their heads. Then you burn ’em. Preferably in an industrial chemical furnace. You know the ones, where they get so hot they break down all the nasty chemicals in plastics and the like. Then you take the ash, if there’s any left, and scatter it out the back of a plane over the Atlantic. Unfortunately we don’t have a furnace and we definitely ain’t got no plane, so foam’em and hack off their heads. And foam’em good yah hear?"

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