Lady Luck

It was late, she knew that, but Fate told her to stay at the casino bar till the appointed time. She would know her mark when she saw them.

A young dark haired man sporting a hipster-like look sidled up to her, "Hey there beautiful Blonde Goddess of the Bar, could you do me a favour? This sounds somewhat weird, but could you help me out and blow on my dice, for luck?"

She sipped her champagne slowly, "if Luck were a lady, it would be me, but am I plain dumb, or spoiling for your ill-begotten catastrophe?"