Happiness Unlocked 😄

What makes a happy motorcyclist? Squashed flies on his teeth!
A happy bus driver? A double decker at the end of a shift.
Truck driver? Night at a greasy spoon, bird in the back.
A farmer cruising his fields spreading the shit.
White van men oblivious, stuck in the fast lane.
A coach driver? Dumping the old farts somewhere then a zizz.
An airline pilot? A leg over in Bangkok, rather a stopover, at the Shangri la.
Happy train drivers? The thought of time off for another strike.
And a cyclist in London? There are no happy cyclists in London.