Humeur de Chef 👨‍🍳

Picture a little beachside cafe in a beautiful Cornish bay. Sun, surf and a perfect offshore wind. Lunch could not come soon enough as surfing is quite hard work.
The cool dude's finger ran down the menu stopping abruptly at the 'chef's special' of the day.
Turning to the server he exclaimed:
" What's this ? Pissoles and chips!
The waiter replied apologetically:
" I'm very sorry sir, that's an unfortunate misprint. It should be an 'R' not a 'P'.
"In that case I'll have the arseholes and chips!" said the beach bum.
The Chef chuckled - he enjoyed his prank.