Waster

"Do you know, Rufus, even though you’re taking a small fortune off The Goss and you’re obviously a brutal murderer, I actually feel sorry for you! I don’t see any possible future; you're so young and should have a fruitful life ahead. You’re very bright, but even that will be pointless. I wish there was a positive, constructive outcome for you. What an utter waste!"

“Well, Amy, since you feel that way, I suppose a final shag is out of the question?"

"Haha! Crash to earth again. No way, Rufus, it’s Hand-cock’s Half Hour for you from now on!"