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Two opinionated scientists built a time machine.

"Let's go to the Garden of Eden."

“I’m sorry, run that by me again.”

"You and me are going back in time to see the garden of Eden."

"You're a dumb-ass."

"$100 if its real."

"Okay bet."

The men traveled back to 1 A.D.
The men traveled back further to dinosaurs.
The men traveled forward to a wasteland.

Far from them was the garden of Eden.

"HA! Where's my money?"

Then one of the men kicked a talking snake into the garden out of fear.

"Wait..was that?"

"You're a major dumb-ass!"

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