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“Where did that cat come from?”

"I'm sure its one of Summer's cat-friends, Donna."

"A cat with pink eyes and long ears? Hell no it ain't Summer's. I never seen one as big as this one. "

"Are you a cat doctor?"

"Veterinarian, Sue."

"Oh my God! Can you leave the damn cat alone and come to the cough? J.K is barking now so it will leave."

"Don't speak to me like!"

"...I'm sorry baby."

"It's not running away. That cat is just ambling to - OH MY GOD! IT ATE J.K'S HEAD!"

"Just fucking great. No pussy tonight again."

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