“Why is there a drunk man sleeping in the bathtub?”
"This psychic save my life."
"The hell you talking about?"
"I was on a way to cross the street when I heard pare señor and I did before a car almost kill me."
"That doesn't answer-"
"Laying on the liquor store, there he was holding a sign that said Dile a tu futuro por dinero. I wanted to help him. He only ask to stay at a place to sleep with beer. "
"So he can't speak English?"
"Not really."
"When he's awake, this bastard is out the house."