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“Why is there a drunk man sleeping in the bathtub?”

"This psychic save my life."

"The hell you talking about?"

"I was on a way to cross the street when I heard pare señor and I did before a car almost kill me."

"That doesn't answer-"

"Laying on the liquor store, there he was holding a sign that said Dile a tu futuro por dinero. I wanted to help him. He only ask to stay at a place to sleep with beer. "

"So he can't speak English?"

"Not really."

"When he's awake, this bastard is out the house."

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