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University of Middle England #1

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Visitors to the University of Middle England are advised that Google maps may not function properly on campus. This is due to a distortion of spacetime caused by an accident in the Department of Experimental Mathematics in 1975. A Non-Euclidian map can be collected from the Security Lodge to help you find your way around.

Visitors should note that the Experimental Mathematics building is still missing and are advised to remain at least 100m away from the void where it once stood. If you experience after effects of your visit you should seek the advice of a philosophical professional.

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    Christopher 6 months ago

    I was surprised when I saw the category was True Stories Told As Fiction. Makes me wonder what the heck went on there!

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    Neville Hunt 6 months ago

    Fascinating and refreshing! I never expected Euclid to pop up in a drabble. (I must find my poemette, ‘What Euclid Did’ and post it sometime.)

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    Jamie Clapperton 6 months ago

    Fun to read even though the hole is scary ;-)

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