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Weird and surreal #1

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Two eggs were fried, the third shell cracked under the knife. Yellow and white slurry flowed out.
The man stopped next to the trash. Something stuck under the shell. Paper.
“Today, next to the garage, at nine,” the handwriting curve reported. The man grinned: he thought that he had hooked the trash with sticky fingers.
In the evening after work, he locked the car in the garage.
At first, he thought it was wind blowing up dry leaves. But the bone paw grabbed his ankle, the bird skull appeared before his eyes. The beak opened, and the man's head crunched.

7 comments add one below

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    Neville Hunt almost 2 years ago

    Ooh! Biter bitten! Nice one Kirill.

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    Kirill Shchedrin almost 2 years ago

    Bang on! :D Thank you, Neville.

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    Neville Hunt almost 2 years ago

    You’re welcome.

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    Christopher almost 2 years ago

    I bet he tasted like chicken. Nice one, Kirill.

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    Kirill Shchedrin almost 2 years ago

    Lol, you're right, Christopher :D Thank you!

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    Drew Martyn almost 2 years ago

    What I really like is the link between the egg shells and the man's head :)

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    Kirill Shchedrin almost 2 years ago

    To be honest, I did not think about it when I wrote. It was just a story about surrealistic karma, something like that. But you are absolutely right! Thank you, Drew (:

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