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A guy goes into the drugstore and tells the pharmacist he needs condoms.

"How many?" the pharmacist asks.

"Well," the guy says, "I've been dating this girl a while and she wants me to meet her parents tonight and have dinner with them, so I think I'll get lucky. Maybe ten?"

That night at dinner he asks if he can say the blessing. They say yes. He continues praying silently long after the blessing.

The girl leans over and whispers, "You never told me you were religious."

The guy whispers back, "You never told me your dad was a pharmacist!"

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    Neville Hunt 4 months ago

    Hehe! Love it and (if you’ll pardon my vulgarity) I didn’t see it coming!

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    Christopher 4 months ago

    Haha! Thanks, Neville. This may be a variation of an old joke, but I couldn't remember so I didn't include it in the old jokes series.

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    Brian Mackinney 4 months ago

    Tricky moments.

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    Christopher 4 months ago

    Indeed, Brian.

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