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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #53

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Here's a word from Parapraxis, everyone's favorite lingerie company:

Gentlemen, are you tired of wondering what's on your woman's mind? Do you think that what she's saying is actually what she means?

Well, wonder no more!

Space age technology, mixed with a little good old-fashioned black magic, has created a fabric that forces your lady to reveal everything she's been keeping hidden. Take all the guess work out of your relationship with Freudian Slips.

Four great colors:

Lavender Lapse
Magenta Misstep
Baby Blue Blunder
and Green Gaffe

Freudian Slips. Saying one thing but meaning your mother... I mean another!

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    sully 4 months ago

    Witty and interesting with the sci-fi and fantasy blend to create a sense of a wider world to this advertisement

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    Christopher 4 months ago

    Thanks, sully. I've been doing these advertisements for several years now, practically since I signed up for Drablr.

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    Jeff Taylor 4 months ago

    I suspect this product wouldn't last long on the shelves 😉

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    Christopher 4 months ago

    I think you're right, Jeff. It would probably sell out fast and then quickly be the subject of a class action lawsuit!

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    Frenchie 4 months ago

    Hmm... I think I would like to have a word or two with ''Parapraxis'' advertising team... And mind you, no Freudian slips... though, ''slips'' in French do mean underwear.
    🤣😎🤣

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    Brian Mackinney 4 months ago

    I used to buy lingerie for my girl friend but I go online now. (For the lingerie, not a girl friend)

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    Christopher 4 months ago

    Thanks, Frenchie.

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    Christopher 4 months ago

    Brian, I wouldn't advise buying her one of these!

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    Frenchie 4 months ago

    @Christopher what, a girl friend for the girl friend? :-D

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