"This is an important message regarding life insurance. To hear more stay on the line, or press 2 to be removed from our call list..."
"Damn you, Berserko, you better answer the phone! This is Diana again! Call me or you'll regret it!"
"Mr. Berserko, this is Lacey at the recreational center. I'm sorry but the Johnsons have decided to go in a different direction for their son Timmy's birthday party. It seems the boy watched It and is now deathly afraid of clowns. Sorry for the inconvenience. Hope to see you soon. Goodbye."