Shady Acres Nightly News (3/3)
Billy Ray: And the new tennis net arrived yesterday. However, the tennis court still hasn't been built, so if anyone needs a hammock for a very tall, skinny person see the management of Shady Acres! And now with your weather update here's Virginia Reynolds...
Virginia: Cold. We have poor circulation. It's always cold. Jasper...
Jasper: Finally...last night Milton Freeman won $67 dollars in a poker game. So, if Milton owes you money make sure you hit him up before he blows it all on arthritis cream and laxatives. That's it for the Shady Acres Nightly News...Good night.
Zelda: Good night.
- Category: Humor / Comedy
10 comments add one below
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VerityAlways over 1 year ago
Love these!!
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Christopher over 1 year ago
Thanks, Verity. Just a silly idea I had last night.
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Brian Mackinney over 1 year ago
Just get better.
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Christopher over 1 year ago
Not sure if that's constructive criticism or not, Brian, but thanks for reading.
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Neville Hunt over 1 year ago
I’m left wondering if Hermione had been simply trying to keep old Henry warm in the best way she knew before she moved on to help raise Burt’s circulation. But I guess old Burt’s circulation didn’t need to be raised up, because he was going down.... somewhere mighty hot.
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Christopher over 1 year ago
Haha! Thanks for reading, Neville.
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Frenchie over 1 year ago
Great read!!
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Christopher over 1 year ago
Thanks, Frenchie.
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Neville Hunt over 1 year ago
Christopher... I am fairly certain that there was no criticism intended at all, whether constructive or not. Just a turn of phrase that maybe doesn’t cross the pond.
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Christopher over 1 year ago
I didn't understand the comment but I wasn't offended either way.
