Shady Acres Nightly News (2/3)

Zelda: It appears a thief has been roaming the hallowed halls of Shady Acres. Several rooms have been burgled, and Genevieve O'Brien says her entire collection of fake jewelry, valued at well over 14 dollars, has been taken. A spokesperson for Shady Acres assures the residents that this thief will be caught and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the Shady Acres bylaws. Jasper...

Jasper: And now with a look at sports here's Billy Ray Barker. Billy Ray...

Billy Ray: Thanks, Jasper. Well, Saturday's badminton championship game has been postponed due to the fact that the shuttlecock has been misplaced...