Do you believe in alternate dimensions? I didn't, but after years of extensive research I discovered the gateway to alternate dimensions: bars and pubs.
Wait, now hear me out. At some point before closing time I always slip into a parallel universe. The people and motif in the bar always change. The layout is different because I bump into things on the way out. Even outside my car is never where I left it.
Sleep seems to be the only thing that brings you back to your own dimension.
The only side effect of the journey is a terrible headache.
Neville Hunt over 1 year ago
I try to keep my dimensions under control... but I do remember one or two serious alternations... but I haven’t yet reached double figures.
Christopher over 1 year ago
Thanks, Neville. I think my theory explains a lot!
Neville Hunt over 1 year ago
Indeed it does Christopher!
Brian Mackinney over 1 year ago
Had some incredible journeys before the drink driving law came in.
Christopher over 1 year ago
So did my dad. Wrecked the family car a couple of times, but thankfully didn't hurt anyone but himself (a broken nose).