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Do you believe in alternate dimensions? I didn't, but after years of extensive research I discovered the gateway to alternate dimensions: bars and pubs.

Wait, now hear me out. At some point before closing time I always slip into a parallel universe. The people and motif in the bar always change. The layout is different because I bump into things on the way out. Even outside my car is never where I left it.

Sleep seems to be the only thing that brings you back to your own dimension.

The only side effect of the journey is a terrible headache.

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    Neville Hunt 5 months ago

    I try to keep my dimensions under control... but I do remember one or two serious alternations... but I haven’t yet reached double figures.

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    Christopher 5 months ago

    Thanks, Neville. I think my theory explains a lot!

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    Neville Hunt 5 months ago

    Indeed it does Christopher!

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    Brian Mackinney 5 months ago

    Had some incredible journeys before the drink driving law came in.

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    Christopher 5 months ago

    So did my dad. Wrecked the family car a couple of times, but thankfully didn't hurt anyone but himself (a broken nose).

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