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Dick Hedd The Most Opinionated Man In The World

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I hate boxing. If I want to sit and watch two people deliberately try to hurt each other I'll go home and visit my parents. And ultimate fighting and mixed martial arts are even worse. You'd get arrested if you did that on a street corner.

Yep, quite a society we've built for ourselves. We have no qualms with watching two guys try to change the structure of each other's faces, but we call cock fighting barbaric. We have more sympathy for two creatures whose ultimate destination is a cardboard box with Col. Sanders' picture on the side of it.

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    Neville Hunt 6 months ago

    I agree with every word Dickie Boy! But if I didn’t, I’d probably come over there to Heddsville and punch yer lights out!

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    Jamie Clapperton 6 months ago

    Mind you people choose to go into boxing ,but Cocks don't choose to go into cockfighting.

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    Christopher 6 months ago

    Hehe! Thanks, Neville.

    I agree wholeheartedly, Jamie. But I was looking on my computer and found a bunch of Dick Hedd drabbles that I wrote years ago but never posted for some reason. It must have been some event at the time that triggered the writing of it, but I can't remember. I'll be sending a few more Hedd drabbles out over the next few days.

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    Neville Hunt 6 months ago

    Hedd ‘em over Christopher, hedd ‘em over!

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    Christopher 6 months ago

    Hehe! I realize now why I didn't post some of these. They're very politically incorrect and severely offensive.

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    Neville Hunt 6 months ago

    I ain’t o-fended in the slightest, Christopher. Too much political correctness around for my likin’! Seems to me the only place we can speak plainly is on the golf course.... ‘ceptin’ them thar drones that seem to be tryin’ to listen in to our conversation and bad taste jokes from above. Or am I gettin’ paranoid?

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    Christopher 6 months ago

    I don't like all this political correctness either, but some of these are bad even for ole' Dick Hedd!

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    Brian Mackinney 6 months ago

    I’m so sensitive.

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