Heartbroken

Dear Mother Tucker,

I sacrificed and worked for years to put my husband through medical school, and then as soon as he became a doctor he left me for a younger woman. What should I do?

Heartbroken

Dear Heartbroken,

I've found that living well is the best revenge. Well, that and extreme mindless violence. It would be a shame if this little hussy was crossing the road and your brakes went out and you ran her over. And as for your former husband I have two words for you: Lorena Bobbitt! Good luck!

Remember, don't cross a crazy Mother Tucker!