Berserko woke up after getting drunk at a party. He left with a couple of girls named Barbara and Linda. When he opened his eyes he was staring at a girl, who smiled at him.
"Barbara," he said, fairly confident that this one was actually Barbara, "I've never felt this way before. I know you're the only girl for me."
"Sorry," Barbara said, "but I don't feel the same way."
He turned over and looked at Linda.
"Linda, I've never felt this way before. I know you're the only..."
Linda interrupted, "I heard everything you just said, you stupid clown!"