Farmer Brown was trying to repair a wall in his barn, which his donkey John kept kicking at. He'd gotten the broken boards removed and was nailing the new boards in. John kept pestering him, though, and he yelled, "Get outta here, John!"
John sulked off around the corner.
Farmer Brown hammered until the nail disappeared and then heard a horrific squeal from the other side.
He ran around the corner to see John against the wall with the recently driven nail going into his backside.
"Well, that's ironic!" Farmer Brown chuckled. "I just nailed the wall to my ass!"
Christopher about 2 years ago
Came up with this one first but didn't have enough room to set the scene so I wrote the previous drabble in order to establish Farmer Brown, his wife, and the donkey.
Neville Hunt about 2 years ago
You nailed it, Christopher! Love it! I can see that this series can run and run... like John probably did from shock when his arse got nailed! I reckon that John is going to get even some time soon!
VerityAlways about 2 years ago
I love John! Keep them coming, Christopher!! Hee-Haw
Christopher about 2 years ago
Thank you both.
Neville Hunt about 2 years ago
Hee-Haw... love it Verity!