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Dating Service #1


Name: Horace T. Fonebone

Age: 46

Occupation: Archivist at the National Museum of Earwax

Location: State of panic

Nationality: American, but says I'm .3% Cuban.

Body type: Matchstick

My ideal partner: Someone not freaked out by seizures or warts

I enjoy: Binge watching The Love Boat, making my own dental floss

Turn-Ons: Thick eyebrows, horn-rimmed glasses, chartreuse hair clips

Turn-Offs: Chinese alphabet tattoos, people who say "you know" a lot, Freemasons

Traits: Everyone says I'm not self-aware but I just don't see it.

Goals: Improving my bowling average, finishing my collection of John Denver albums

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    Christopher about 1 year ago

    My niece gave me the idea for this new series.

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    Neville Hunt about 1 year ago

    Haha! A good start, Christopher. I’m intrigued; you’ve painted an attractive picture! More please...

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    Christopher about 1 year ago

    Thanks, Neville. How are you and Mrs. H? You may have drabbled about it but I haven't had a chance yet to go back and catch up on my reading.

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    VerityAlways about 1 year ago

    Very creative! Please add more!!

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    Christopher about 1 year ago

    Thanks, Verity.

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