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When I was in college we had a guy in our dorm that I'll call Daniel. Anyway, Daniel was always worried about the size of his manhood. If he had a hot date and everything went like he wanted it to he'd always be worried about The Big Reveal, as he called it. He tried every superstition and home remedy that he heard about to try and solve his little problem.

We had a sure-fire remedy. We sent away for a crate marked "Penis Enlarger."

Daniel was all excited until he opened it up and yelled, "A magnifying glass??!!!"

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    Christopher over 1 year ago

    This particular story isn't true but back in the day my friends and I were always playing tricks on each other.

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    Neville Hunt over 1 year ago

    Wishing Daniel well for his big night. Suggest he keeps the lights turned off!

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    Christopher over 1 year ago

    Sounds like a good idea! Thanks, Neville.

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