The Next-Door Neighbor

Berserko was appalled when he read some of the mean things that his next-door neighbor Becky Tindal had written about him:

"He's disturbing. A professional clown that looks more like a serial killer. He must terrify kids at their birthday parties. And he stands too close to me when I see him on the street in front our houses, violating my personal space. He's just pushy and meddlesome."

Berserko was incensed by this as he thought Pushy and meddlesome? Violating her personal space? Ridiculous!

He quietly closed Becky's diary and slipped out of her bedroom before she woke up.