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"Damn, almost felt like we hit an iceberg!"
-unknown passenger on the Titanic-

"Come on, men, how many Indians could there be?"
-Gen. George Custer-

"I think I need to fire my press agent."
-Adolf Hitler-

"Wait! I don't even like roasted marshmallows!"
-Joan of Arc-

"I've got a nice little scam going with my wives' life insurance agent."
-Henry VIII-

"Flew 239,000 miles to the Moon and I have to stay in this damned tin can!"
-Michael Collins, Apollo 11-

"I'm not really sure what is in this drink. It's either a date-rape drug or it's hemlock."

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    Christopher over 1 year ago

    The Titanic one and the Michael Collins one could've actually been said.

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