(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction

Whenever Teddy's work takes him to a new town the first thing he does is find a bar and try to score.

He entered the first bar he came to on Main Street.

He approached a woman sitting at the bar and sat down.

"Hey, baby. Wanna have a good time?"

SLAP!

He moved down to two ladies who were having a conversation.

"What's up? Wanna have a threesome?" he asked with a smile.

SLAP! SLAP!

This went on for half an hour.

What Teddy was blissfully unaware of was that he'd wandered into Sappho, the city's premier lesbian bar.