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"Never mix business with pleasure if you work in the sewer."

"An old problem will resurface (your spouse is returning from the bathroom)."

"Every cloud has a silver lining. And ice crystals."

"Your road to success has a detour sign in front of it."

"Where there's a will there's a way...and sometimes a dead person."

"You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar...but a good flyswatter works even better."

"He who laughs last took longer to get the joke."

"Never play Twister with a porcupine."

"A picture's worth 1000 words but you can't pay for it with an essay."

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    VerityAlways over 2 years ago

    LOL! Can we have more?!

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    Christopher over 2 years ago

    Typical! Eat Chinese food and an hour later you're hungry again!

    (Thanks, Verity. I was thinking about making it a series but I'll have to see if I can find some more old sayings to bastardize!)

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    VerityAlways over 2 years ago

    That's very true, that's also why we keep coming back to the cookies!!

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    Christopher over 2 years ago

    The history of fortune cookies is an odd one. They aren't Chinese at all. They started in Japan and then came to the USA in the late 1800s-early 1900s when people from Japan migrated here. A lot of Japanese immigrants opened Chinese restaurants because they knew Americans weren't keen on eating raw fish. But when WWII happened and we put Japanese Americans in internment camps it shifted to Chinese entrepreneurs opening restaurants and continuing the tradition.

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    Christopher over 2 years ago

    Sorry, that was a long answer to a question no one asked.

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    VerityAlways over 2 years ago

    You just ticked something off my list.
    I'm not sure but there was an article or vlog on how japanese evolved with sushi in America because they wrap the sushi with sea weed traditionally. But what you get in the States are inside out version seaweed inside and rice outside.

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    VerityAlways over 2 years ago

    Only if your a sushi fan

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    Christopher over 2 years ago

    Yeah, I guess it just took a while for Americans to warm up to the idea of raw fish. I wouldn't eat it, though.

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    VerityAlways over 2 years ago

    Ditto!

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