You Can Lead A Horse To Water...

You can lead a horse to water...

...but finding a pair of skis to fit him is a real hassle.

...but when it comes to him getting into the boat he's on his own.

...but he'd probably have a better time at the movies.

...but teaching him the backstroke requires special skill and dedication...

...but it'd be easier to buy him a GPS.

...but he can't walk on it (unless Jesus is riding him).

...but he'd rather be lying on the couch watching reruns of Mister Ed.

...but if he's hydrophobic you're going to have a mess on your hands.