Jake Randolph in "The Eternal Night" Pt. 144

Two guys, one short and one tall, came barreling out onto the stage. The tall guy was wearing a nice black suit while the shorter one was wearing a loud plaid jacket and slacks that were the color of baby vomit.

The short one said, "I'm Grinn!"

The tall one said, "I'm Barrett!"

Together they said, "And we hope you all..."

Grinn said, "Take a flying leap!"

The audience laughed as Barrett said, "No! That's not what it is! That's not the saying! It's 'We hope you all...'"

Grinn, "Drop dead?"

Barrett, "No!"

Grinn said, "Catch chlamydia?"

The audience laughed...