Let's Do Lunch!
A group of native cannibals gathered at the missionary camp for lunch. After the slaughter, a huge fire was built and the cannibals began skinning and cooking the missionaries.
Johnson looked around, "I told Parker we were meeting for lunch promptly at noon. He's always late."
The Chief, while gnawing on a minister's leg, said, "I thought Christians were supposed to be tender. This meat is tough!"
Parker, forty five minutes late, finally appeared on the horizon walking toward the feast.
Johnson said, "Here comes Parker. What do we do?"
The Chief grinned and said, "Give him the cold shoulder!"
- Category: Humor / Comedy
7 comments add one below
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Neville Hunt almost 3 years ago
Hahaha! Hadn’t heard that one. Now it will be retold on the golf course this Wednesday!
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Christopher almost 3 years ago
Go for it! This was inspired by something that was said at my family's 4th of July gathering (actually held on Saturday the 3rd). So I don't know if this was a joke beforehand, but if people start telling it it will be eventually!
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Neville Hunt almost 3 years ago
It sure is a joke now and a good one. My mates will love it!
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Frenchie almost 3 years ago
Hahahaha, love it. Parker is lucky they did not cook him too for being late. :-D
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Christopher almost 3 years ago
Haha! Thanks, Frenchie.
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Rachel Bee over 2 years ago
Hmmm, Parker's in quite a stew!!
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Christopher over 2 years ago
Haha!
