Berserko the Clown entered the First National Bank and asked the pretty teller for 10 dollars out of his account.

"I'm sorry, sir, withdrawals less than $100 must be done via the ATM outside."

"What? You can't just give me the ten bucks?" he asked, incensed.

She shook her head.

"Okay," he said, "I want to withdraw a thousand dollars from my account, in one dollar bills."

The teller looked disgusted but, after a time, she had the thousand dollars, all in ones.

Berserko took ten dollars out, handed her $990 and said, "Deposit this back in my account, please."

Drabble published June 09, 2021 07:43

Neville Hunt almost 3 years ago

Love it! What an ingenious way to stick it to the bank. A mate of mine needed to withdraw a thousand pounds in cash a while back and their first response was to say no! Can you believe it... his own money, from the bank he’d been with for decades! Eventually they agreed, but gave it all in £50 notes, which no trader wants to have to change! Bankers are wankers!
Christopher almost 3 years ago

Haha! I remember what the Young Ones called their bank manager, Fascist Bully Boy!
Frenchie almost 3 years ago

Hahaha! Loves this …
Christopher almost 3 years ago

Thanks, Frenchie.
VerityAlways over 2 years ago

Nice one, it couldn't be better!
Christopher over 2 years ago

Thank you, Verity.

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