Missing (Part Two)

MISSING:

Male, Archibald Bland, 58 years old, head bare and resembles an egg sticking up out of a carton, black moustache that looks like a caterpillar crawled up under his nose and then went to meet his maker, arms that hang like two wet noodles (as do other appendages), eyes so bloodshot you'd swear if he didn't close them he'd bleed to death.

Last seen downtown trying to find an open minded barber willing to shave his back hair.

Archibald is my husband. If found please contact Manny's Pub, as they have nearly gone out of business in his absence.