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"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Marital Museum. If you'll follow me we'll take a look at the first exhibit.

"This first exhibit is by a married couple called Leslie and Fred. Now, all but one of the paintings were done by Leslie and all her paintings feature her husband Fred.

"The first painting is called Complaining. I draw your attention to the second painting Griping. The third painting is entitled Accusation. The fourth is called Frying Pan.

"Now the last painting in this exhibit was done by Fred and it's entitled Death Of A Nagging Wife."

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