Quickies - The Sequel
Did you hear about the plastic surgeon? He hung himself!
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Did you hear about the gigolo with leprosy? Business fell off!
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Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph. He just couldn't stop as fast.
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Two lesbians are talking intensely in a bar. One said, "Let me be frank."
The other one said, "Wait, I thought it was my turn tonight!"
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Here's to knock-kneed Samuel McGuzzin
Who fell in love with Samantha, his bow-legged cousin
Some people say that love finds a way
But for Sam and Samantha it doesn't
- Category: Humor / Comedy
6 comments add one below
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Christopher about 3 years ago
These are all old jokes I used to tell many moons ago.
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Neville Hunt about 3 years ago
Hehehe! Well worth retelling, Christopher. Especially Adolph! 😂
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Neville Hunt about 3 years ago
(Have already shared Adolph with one of my golfing chums via WhatsApp!) still chuckling...)
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Christopher about 3 years ago
Thanks, Neville. It's good to get these old jokes circulating again.
I remember some limericks but the drabble format makes it difficult to post those. Most limericks are too short to fill up one drabble but too long to get two of them in one drabble.
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Christopher about 3 years ago
I just added a limerick up and it's less than fifty, so maybe I was wrong. I might be able to post a few.
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Neville Hunt about 3 years ago
Yes please... more!
