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FBI agents Wilson and Parker were tracking a low-level Pentagon computer programmer they believed had stolen top secret government documents and was preparing to sell to the highest bidder. They monitored his phone calls and found where the meeting had been set, a hotel room downtown.

As the agents broke into the room the programmer crumpled up the paper and quickly ate it before they had a chance to stop him.

"Cuff him," Wilson said.

"He just ate the evidence!" Parker replied.

"That's okay," Wilson said, "in a day or two we'll charge his ass with passing government secrets!"

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    Neville Hunt 6 months ago

    Hahaha! Love it. Laughed out loud. Thanks Christopher, it brightened my day! 🤣🤣🤣
    Keep em coming please🤞

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    Jamie Clapperton 6 months ago

    Oh no! :-))) Thanks for the giggle.

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    Christopher 6 months ago

    Thanks, Neville and Jamie. Another bit of random silliness that came to me after hearing the phrase "passing government secrets."

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    Drew Martyn 6 months ago

    Haha that is superb!! :)

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