Crime Scene
Detective Byrd arrived on the scene and began talking to the officer.
"What've we got?" Byrd asked, looking around.
"Well," the officer replied, "witnesses say they heard a commotion and saw a crow cawing up a storm on that power line up there," he said as he pointed up.
"What else?" Byrd asked.
The officer continued, "After a few moments another crow joined him. Witnesses said they saw many more fly by and the two crows cawed at them but none of them stopped."
"I see," Byrd said. "What we have here is a clear cut case of attempted murder."
- Category: Humor / Comedy
8 comments add one below
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Christopher over 3 years ago
Forgive me. It's after 3 am where I am and I haven't been to sleep yet!
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Neville Hunt over 3 years ago
Hoho! Love it, Christopher, whatever the time is! Very clever, particularly at 3am! 😂
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Jeff Taylor over 3 years ago
Best ones are during the small hours. Alongside discussions on advanced temporal physics and the nature of reality 😄 Took me a moment though 😁
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Christopher over 3 years ago
Thanks, Neville and Jeff.
I had to look up and see how many crows it takes to make a murder because I wasn't sure. 3 or more was the answer.
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Jamie Clapperton over 3 years ago
Hehe. Very good. ☺
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Christopher over 3 years ago
Thanks, Jamie.
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Rachel Bee over 3 years ago
Love it!
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Christopher over 3 years ago
Thank you, Rachel.
