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Dick Hedd The Most Opinionated Man In The World

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Ya know, I'm not big on wearing masks. I'm not a superhero, I'm not a professional wrestler, and I'm not a bank robber.

But, if we have to wear one AT LEAST WEAR IT RIGHT! I see dumb asses every day with the mask over their mouth but tucked under their nose.

That's a bit like wearing a condom over your testicles.

At least those that choose not to wear a mask at all have pushed all their chips to the middle of the table. I can respect that.

What I can't respect is a half-assed half-mask wearer.

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    Neville Hunt about 1 month ago

    I’ve them here, Dick... stoopid arses!

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    Jamie Clapperton about 1 month ago

    The whole thing but especially the third paragraph.😀😁 😁

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    Christopher about 1 month ago

    Thanks, Jamie and Neville. I hate wearing those things but it makes my blood boil to see idiots doing that.

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