shapeshifter avatar

Berserko the Clown

by

Berserko walked into the gymnasium of his old school for his 30th high school reunion. He skipped the 10th and 20th and was going to skip this one but he heard his old sweetheart was recently divorced and he thought he might rekindle the romance.

But he quickly realizes his mistake when he's jilted by his former girlfriend and ostracized by the entire graduating class. They laugh and make honking noises as he leaves.

But Berserko wasn't letting it go. He sealed all the exits from the outside and then set the gym on fire.

Who's laughing now? he thought.

7 comments add one below

  • avatar

    Christopher 2 months ago

    This took a dark turn. It was supposed to be funny. But Berserko had other ideas.

  • avatar

    Neville Hunt 2 months ago

    Mine tend to be a bit dark now too. I think Iā€™m with Berserko... always good to get the last laugh!

  • avatar

    Neville Hunt 2 months ago

    Btw... love the title!

  • avatar

    Christopher 2 months ago

    Thanks, Neville. I was kind of missing Berserko.

  • avatar

    Jamie Clapperton 2 months ago

    Reminds me I might be overdue to attend a fire safety lecture at work. šŸ˜‰

  • avatar

    Christopher 2 months ago

    Might be a good idea.

  • avatar

    Drew Martyn 14 days ago

    Haha great title, and very sinister :)

Join the conversation

Sign up or Sign in to leave a comment on this drabble.