Jake Randolph in "The Littlest Client" Pt. 112

Okay, maybe sometimes I get carried away with my little charades, but I learned something over the years of being a detective. If you walk up to them and ask them for information they usually tell you to go fornicate yourself. But if you give them a story, something they can get involved in, they're a lot more willing to aid you in your quest for information.

The guy's eyes turned into big white saucers.

"He...he...what?"

"Impregnated my sister!" I said louder. "Did you hear me that time?"

The guy started stammering like he was the one who did it...