Social Distancing
Dick Hedd The Most Opinionated Man In The World
I've been practicing social distancing for a long time now. Mostly because I just HATE people! And that's not discriminatory. I hate everyone regardless of race, gender, religion, sexual orientation or any other fruity thing you may be involved in.
I haven't been to a concert since July 1995 (White Zombie). I haven't been to the movies since January 1998 (Tomorrow Never Dies). Social distancing is old hat to me.
One more reason for keeping social distancing a priority in my life:
Who the hell needs a global pandemic to be reminded that you need to WASH YOUR FRIGGING HANDS?!
- Category: Humor / Comedy
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Christopher about 4 years ago
I'm not as bad off as Mr. Hedd (yet), but the part about the movies and concert is actually autobiographical.
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Christopher about 4 years ago
I've heard of Man. It was more social anxiety than social distancing that caused me to stop going to concerts. I found I just couldn't handle large crowds anymore.
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shaun about 4 years ago
Brilliant. Gotta love this Dick Hedd.
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Christopher about 4 years ago
Thanks, Shaun. I created him a while back so he could say things I didn't really want my name attached to. Although sometimes the drabble is merely reactionary to something that's happening in the world at the time and not really my viewpoint, this one in particular had a lot of me in it.
