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Dick Hedd The Most Opinionated Man In The World

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A word from Dr. Hedd:

"There are two genders: male and female. Anything else, such as hermaphrodites, etc, are an aberration and not the norm. Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and any other gender you concoct is from Uranus.

"Now, onto the psychological aspect: people that think they are one person born in another person's body are suffering from SCHIZOPHRENIA!

"That's my diagnosis. Take two aspirins and don't call me in the morning!"

The views and opinions expressed by Dick Hedd do not necessarily reflect those of the management of this Drablr page (although they probably do!)

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    Christopher about 4 years ago

    I didn't come up with the Uranus line, I heard it somewhere a year or two ago, but it was wholly appropriate in this instance.

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    Neville Hunt about 4 years ago

    Well if you’d not fessed up there Christopher, I’d have given you full credit for it as it’s my kind of humour. I can’t say I agree with Dr Hedd (I can’t say it... but I might think it...)

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    Christopher about 4 years ago

    Thanks, Neville. He's a pretty handy scapegoat. 🐐

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    Christopher about 4 years ago

    Thanks, guys. I couldn't take ownership of the line in good conscience, but it really fit the drabble. As far as the subject matter, I don't care what people do or what they want to be. My problem is in those people expecting the rest of the world to kowtow to their deviant proclivities, and shaming and ostracizing those that don't. Sorry, I'll have to get ole' Dickey to write another drabble if I keep going!

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    Neville Hunt about 4 years ago

    I too couldn't care a hoot how people care to consider themselves. And if they want to get married to a monkey, I'm OK with that, so long as no monkeys are hurt in the process. (And if they were. I'd go ape!) I was just incensed that in my true story drabble (name changed to protect the innocent) someone should be, in effect, reprimanded for what sounded like being very polite and a good example to his kids.

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    Christopher about 4 years ago

    I agree. They claim we're rude for not addressing them the way they want to be addressed, then turn around and be extremely rude themselves. I don't know, I'm getting to the point where I just hate everyone regardless! I think we're ready to cash in our chips. Every time a big meteor passes dangerously close to Earth I'm almost to the point now where I'm ready for it to slam into us!

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    Neville Hunt about 4 years ago

    Oh dear Christopher. Not quite that bad yet, surely. (I know, I know... stop calling me Shirley, Neville!)

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    Christopher about 4 years ago

    Haha! Well, I admit the further things degenerate the closer I get to that.

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