Two ladybugs, Frank and Tony, are talking:
Frank: What's wrong?
Tony: We're living a lie.
Frank: Why?
Tony: We're known throughout the world as ladybugs...yet we have an aedeagus between our legs.
Frank: So?
Tony: So? We're being mis-gendered.
Frank: Miss Gender. That sounds like a biology teacher.
Tony: This isn't funny, Frank!
Frank: Lighten up.
Tony: No! I won't stand for it! I've already changed my profile on Bugbook to reflect the species I identify as.
Frank: And what's that?
Tony: Gentlemanbug.
Frank was about to ridicule Tony when a boot came down, squashing them both to death.
Neville Hunt about 4 years ago
Well bugger me!
Neville Hunt about 4 years ago
I hadn’t realised until I Googled it that a ladybug is what we Brits call a ladybird and what we Norfolk boys call Bishy Bishy Barney Bees. I love them! Shame 😢
Jamie Clapperton about 4 years ago
Sad but true to life ending. 😢 😁
Christopher about 4 years ago
Thanks, everyone.