J-Ho

I tune in last night to watch the Super Bowl. My team, the Chiefs, hadn't been there in 50 years. They won. Needless to say, I was ecstatic.

My problem was the halftime show. Don't even get me started on all the Illuminati imagery that was pervasive throughout. I'll just stick with the performance, which was purely out of a strip club. J-Ho, excuse me, J-Lo, swinging around half naked on a stripper pole with another slut, Shakira, thrown in for good measure.

I could've watched the game at the local titty bar and gotten the same effect.