Eavesdropping At The New Year's Eve Office Party

"You know Larry, that pushy bastard in Accounts? He yelled at me a couple of days ago to clear the cookies on his PC. So I stuffed myself with Oreos and then threw up all over his computer!"

"I asked Sarah in Collections if she was going to be tied up on New Year's Day. She said 'I hope not. I did that last New Year's!'"

"I was telling Tom about the boss sneaking around behind his wife's back with the chick from the Marketing department and he said 'Hey, what Springsteen does on his own time is his business!'"