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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #40

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Now here's gangster Anthony "Lead Pipe" Gomma to speak for Mafia Gum:

"Hey...youse chew gum? Well, if youse chew gum then youse chew Mafia Gum. It's good for ya teeth. Youse don't chew Mafia Gum...and well... bad things could happen to ya teeth...capisce? Chewin' Mafia Gum helps ya keep ya teeth healthy. Youse don't chew it and I can't guarantee that something bad won't happen to ya teeth. Four outta five dentists recommend chewin' Mafia Gum. And that fifth dentist? Heh, well, he ain't in no position to recommend nuttin' ta nobody no more!

"Rememba, chew Mafia Gum... Or else!"

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    Neville Hunt 2 months ago

    Haha! Thank goodness I don’t chew gum. But if ever I do, it’ll haveta be Mafia Gum, to avoid that uncomfortable wriggley feeling!

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    Christopher 2 months ago

    I'm wondering if ole' Lead Pipe even cares whether someone chews gum or not! I'm gonna get some just to be on the safe side!

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