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And Now A Word From Our Sponsor #39


Now here's spokesman Fred Flawed for

"Ever wonder where all those recalled products wind up? Well, wonder no more. We have them all in our giant warehouse at and we're ready to pass the savings on to you! If you're looking to save a crapload of money, and you don't mind risking your life in the process, then we're the place for you! We have thousands of defective and dangerous products at rock bottom prices. Log on to and start shopping!"

Not available in CA, NY or any other state that gives a damn about consumer safety.

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    Neville Hunt over 1 year ago

    Haha! But available internationally online too as Mrs H found out with a dodgy ‘new’ phone from, let’s say, an autumn fruit company!

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    Drew Martyn over 1 year ago

    Probably be available in the UK pretty soon ;) I love Fred Flawed's name :)
    I'm not a lover of autumn fruit products, but a lot of people swear by them. (And at them)

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    Christopher over 1 year ago

    Thanks, guys. Just something that popped in my head late last night. And I hate those fruity products myself. Never owned one but my sister swears by (and at) them so I know how crappy they are.

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